Wish You Weren’t Here
Dear Human, I am currently hiding under a rock as my planet is being destroyed. Wish me luck please! From your pal who might die soon due to a monster. – Bob… Read More
Dear Human, I am currently hiding under a rock as my planet is being destroyed. Wish me luck please! From your pal who might die soon due to a monster. – Bob… Read More
Dear Tram, How are you? I am very good except my head’s grown small, my feet have grown big and I have a hump on my back, plus I sadly lost an ear in that fight with my cousin polar. Oh and my eye… Read More
Dear Elisa, We are glad to inform you that we do want you working at our company! As we mentioned before, the pay is $33 an hour, handsome pay I know! When you arrive at 62 Mig St, please head down the main corridor… Read More
Dear Mother, How are you doing? The war is hard and I dearly miss you every day, because one of them could be my last. Though, they started to serve this hard but delicious biscuit that reminded me of you. You are… Read More
Yellowstone, Under the full moon, in the rock house (that’s not really a rock house), meet me there. From, The one with the weird name… Read More
Dear Earthlings, By the time you get this postcard your planet will be destroyed in 3 seconds. Sincerely, Martians … Read More
Dear Mum, I hope you are doing well. I arrived safely and found my hut. The people here are very kind, the food is nice and everything is very colourful! I think you would love it. Much love, Cristie … Read More
Hello my baby wolves, Today I visited a castle, EVERYTHING was so neat and tidy! (I actually snuck in there, I wasn’t invited) Anyway, I was collecting food for you and your sisters when I heard this hooowlll… Love Harriott, your mum. Read More
Dear Teddy, My name is Kaley and I am your sister. I found your name, number and address in a photo album. You seem to live in a busy city where there is never a ‘blue sky’. I have beautiful pink sunrise skies. I have a serious young… Read More
Hi, I am Thanos. I am about to get the fifth stone and I will use it to destroy your planet, soo… I think you should evacuate your planet or call the Avengers!… Read More